tastefullyoffensive:

“In three years of teaching, this is, by far, my favorite student error.”

[via]

laughingsquid:

Cycles of Life

(Source: incidentalcomics.com)

gaymzee:

yknow how a blog is just an internet diary, imagine spending like twelve hours a day just writing stupid shit in your diary what the fuck are we even doing

shaving23spiders:

His palms are sweaty, knees weak
arms spaghetti
there’s vomit on spaghetti already
mom’s spaghetti
He’s nervous, but on the surface he looks calm spaghetti
to drop bombs
but he keeps on spaghetti

chongthenomad:

sweettears-bitterkisses:

fucksociety-justparty:

never laughed so much……omg

omfg. omfg. omfg. 

I’M LITERALLY CRYING LFBASLFJHASLFJHLA ASJHASKLJDHFASJDFHLASJH

(Source: ashleyrenee17)

chongthenomad:

minniethelastspazzbender:

superkianagalaxy:

glitterclash:

seethroughgrayeyes:

I walked into the kitchen and lost my appetite for some reason.

You walk into the kitchen. There’s nobody home, and the lights are dim. Out of the corner of your eye you spot him

Spongebob Squarepants

#He gets on all fours and breaks into a sprint #then he stops on his right foot #don’t forget it #now he brings it around town

OH MY GOD THE NOISE FROM MY MOUTH

THE TAGS.

GOD FORBID.

THE TAGS.

lynlynlora:

I can haz Mastur Soard?

freakinthefog:

“I dreamt that I dwelt…”

(Source: danceabletragedy)

bluandorange:

peppermintbidoof:

omfgkfdjafsgd

FUCK

(Source: lovelylops)